You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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