Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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