I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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