her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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