you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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