So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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