As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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