So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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