I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Found your dick twin last night
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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