i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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