she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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