drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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