You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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