Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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