Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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