Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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