But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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