I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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