dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
did you just send me my own nude
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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