she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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