Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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