Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm always down for nudity.
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