So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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