Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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