Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Randomize
