So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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