Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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