Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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