I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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