Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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