just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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