It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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