Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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