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you win
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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