420 ftw
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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