rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
and you fell through a lawn chair
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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