Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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