You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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