We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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