I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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