I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I got inside last night via doggy door
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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