belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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