Your tits are I can't wait for
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
send nudes
from the living room?
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