I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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