My hand turned me down
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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