she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Randomize
