i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just want to make out with him forever
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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