I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
How's work?
Spinning.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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