Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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