so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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