Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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