I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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