I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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