He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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